Why yes, I am easily distracted by shiny things and big orange urine jugs.

Why yes, I am easily distracted by shiny things and my nice, warm, and cozy bed.

Why yes, I am easily distracted by shiny things and travel to dos.

Why yes, I am easily distracted by shiny things and purging.

Why yes, I am easily distracted by shiny things and movies.

Why yes, I am easily distracted by shiny things and challenges.

Why yes, I am easily distracted by shiny things and the aftermath of the holidays.

Why yes, I am easily distracted by shiny things and Christmas!

Why yes, I am easily distracted by shiny things and books, books, books.

Why yes, I am easily distracted by shiny things and getting stuff done for the holidays.