So I’ve been thinking . . . do I always have to wear pants?

So I’ve been thinking . . . are you going as a sexy kitten, sexy nurse, or a sexy mushroom for Halloween?

So I’ve been thinking . . . do you ever have a day when you can do whatever you want, no schedule, no demands, no obligations?

So I’ve been thinking . . . it’s time for a change.

So I’ve been thinking . . . can I go away somewhere quiet for awhile with no phones, no computer, no TVs, no texting, no SnapChatting, Facebooking, Instagramming, Twittering, news feeding?

So I’ve been thinking . . . what the heck happened to September? Seriously.

So I’ve been thinking . . . what's with this week? And can I have cupcakes for dinner?

So I’ve been thinking . . . why is my hair always so f*ed up when I fly. I look around and everyone else looks fresh as a sun-kissed daisy.